Bangkok, Oriental Setting

And The City Don't Know What The City Is Getting

The Creme De La Creme Of The Chess World In A

Show With Everything But Yul Brynner

Time Flies -- Doesn't Seem A Minute

Since The Tirolean Spa Had The Chess Boys In It

All Change -- Don't You Know That When You

Play At This Level There's No Ordinary Venue

It's Iceland -- Or The Philippines -- Or Hastings -- Or -- Or This Place!



One Night In Bangkok And The World's Your Oyster

The Bars Are Temples But The Pearls Ain't Free

You'll Find A God In Every Golden Cloister

And If You're Lucky Then The God's A She

I Can Feel An Angel Sliding Up To Me



One Town's Very Like Another

When Your Head's Down Over Your Pieces, Brother



It's A Drag, It's A Bore, It's Really Such A Pity

To Be Looking At The Board, Not Looking At The City



Whaddya Mean? Ya Seen One Crowded, Polluted, Stinking Town --



Tea, Girls, Warm And Sweet

Some Are Set Up In The Somerset Maugham Suite



Get Thai'd! You're Talking To A Tourist

Whose Every Move's Among The Purest

I Get My Kicks Above The Waistline, Sunshine



One Night In Bangkok Makes A Hard Man Humble

Not Much Between Despair And Ecstasy

One Night In Bangkok And The Tough Guys Tumble

Can't Be Too Careful With Your Company

I Can Feel The Devil Walking Next To Me



Siam's Gonna Be The Witness

To The Ultimate Test Of Cerebral Fitness

This Grips Me More Than Would A

Muddy Old River Or Reclining Buddha

And Thank God I'm Only Watching The Game -- Controlling It --

I Don't See You Guys Rating

The Kind Of Mate I'm Contemplating

I'd Let You Watch, I Would Invite You

But The Queens We Use Would Not Excite You

So You Better Go Back To Your Bars, Your Temples, Your Massage Parlours --



One Night In Bangkok And The World's Your Oyster

The Bars Are Temples But The Pearls Ain't Free

You'll Find A God In Every Gold