I Ripped Your Picture Off The Wall, I Put It On A Leash
I Ripped Your Picture Off The Wall, Yes Indeed How Come You Never Sent My Letters Home
You Left Them In The Trash, When I Sent You My Best Wishes, You Only Did A Dash

I Took Your Picture Off The Wall, I Put It On My Leash
When You Wrote My Epitaph, Did You Have To Be So Beefy ?
Did You Have To Be So Beefy ?, Did You Have To Be So Beefy ?
Beefy, Beefy

I Ripped Your Picture Off The Wall, I Put It On A Leash
You Know The Fact That You're So Tall, I Have To Reach From Underneath

Chorus :

No You Don't Know What I Do
You Just Stake A Claim On Booze
You Say You Will Be In The News
You Just Stake A Claim On Blues
And When I Tell You I'm No Friend
You Just Go Round And Round The Bend
And Everyone's A Little Mad
On A Voyage Round Their Dad

I Ripped Your Picture Off The Wall
I Put It On A Leash, Perhaps I Wasn't There At All
When You Were Underneath

How Come You Never Called Me Your Best Friend ?
You Leftme On The Wall
When We Went Skating On That Icy Pond
You Seemed To Help Me Fall

Repeat Chorus

I Ripped Your Picture Off The Wall
I Put It On A Leash