By Michael Nesmith



She's Always Appearing With A Band Of Renown

You Want To Go And See Her When You're Feeling Down

She's A Breathtaking Spectacle, With Guaranteed Hope

She'll Make You Feel Good, 'cause She's The Best Thing Since Soap

She'll Greet You In The Alley With A .45 Smile [or Fortified Smile]

She's The Original Sideshow And She's Got Her Own Style.



Pardon My Baby, She Got To Have Her Fun

Yes, I Say, Pardon My Baby, She Got To Have Her Fun

'Cause She's A Oklahoma Backroom Dancer, Watch Her Run.



Now, She Dances On Air Just Like Superman's Child

Like A [???] She's Wild But She's Mild

She's More Fun Than Colorado, And More Far-out Than Maine

She Comes On Like Thunder And She's More Right Than Rain

She's The Mother Of Earth, And The Goddess Of [???]

She's The Chicken And The Egg And Whichever Came First.



Pardon My Baby, She Got To Have Her Chance

Oh, I Say Pardon My Baby, She Got To Have Her Chance.

'Cause She's A Oklahoma Backroom Dancer, Watch Her Dance.



Yeah, I Say Pardon My Baby, She Got To Have Her Fun

Yeah, I Say Pardon My Baby, She Got To Have Her Fun

Yes, She's A Oklahoma Backroom Dancer, Watch Her Run.



Woooo! My, My!