Oh Isn't It Horrible?
I Can't Look
He Fell On The Ski-jump
And He's Not Getting Up
The Car He Was Driving
Just Blew A Tire
Oh Isn't It Horrible?
He's All On Fire
The Race She Was Running
Was Terribly Tough
She Collapsed With A Hamstring
And They Stretchered Her Off
And Just When The Speedboat
Was Picking Up Speed
It Smashed On A Wave
And Both Drivers Were Dead
Dead!
Oh Isn't It Horrible?
The Hidden Thought
That Death And Injury
Makes For Popular Sport