The Bowler's Running In, The Batsman Lights A Fag
He Keeps A Packet Handy And It's Lodged Inside His Pad
Because It's Written In His Contract That After Every Over
He Has To Have A Smoke Just To Satisfy The Sponsor
In A Bid To Save The Sport He Sacrifices His Health
His Inning Is Getting Shorter And So Is His Breath
Seems The Price Of Survival Involves A Cigarette
Making Money Out Of Sport And Choking It To Death