That Thompson And Cram Both Lost In Rome
Was No Surprise, When One Thinks
Of All The Rubbish They Consumed
Those Cereals And Drinks
Lured By Big Advertising Deals
Force-fed Crap At Every Meal
Stomachs Full And Wallets Too
"Eat This Son And You're Bound To Lose"
Thompson And Cram Now Advertise
The Same Products With A Different Tack
"Lucozade Aids Defeat," Says One
And, "Start First And Finish Last"