Gasolone Prices Are Higher Than Ever
They Line Up To Buy 'cause They Hate Going Slow
Someday I Might Learn To Ride A Bicycle
But I Ain't Got No Place To Go

I Pick Up Cigarette Butts Down At Kroger
They Pay Ten Dollars To Get Rid Of Me
Some Folks Spend All Of Their Money On Nothing
Hell I Get My Nothin' For Free

I Might Buy Me A Bottle Of Five Dollar Booze
Give Thanks For This Shirt And This Old Pair Of Shoes
Build Me A Raft Out Of Old Innertubes
Shove Off And Go For A Cruise
Hell I Ain't Got Nothin' To Lose

I Used To Spend All My Time Making Money
Much In The Fashion Of My Dear Old Dad
He Could Have Taught Me To Ride A Bicycle
Now I Bet He Wishes He Had

I Don't Have On Thing To Take Care Of Tonight
And I Was Just Thinking I Might
I Might Buy Me A Bottle Of Five Dollar Booze
Give Thanks For This Shirt And This Old Pair Of Shoes
Build Me A Raft Out Of Old Innertubes
Shove Off And Go For A Cruise
Hell I Ain't Got Nothin' To Lose

I Might Just Kick Back And Take Me A Snooze
Hell, I Ain't Got Nothin To Lose