(spoken)
Come On You No Good Worthless Piece Of Foreign...
(BEEP)
Wait Till I Get Me A Royalty Check
I'm Gonna Buy Me An American Made Car
Piece Of Junk

People Always Shout Obscenities
When I Stall In Their Lane
They're All Convinced When They See Me Driving This Heap That I'm Insane
But Seat Belted In
I Push The Gas Down Fearlessly
Breaks Stop Working Then
I Watch The Engine Overheat

I Need A New Car
I Can't Ever Get Far
This One Breaks Down On Me All The Time
It's Got Four Bald Tires
And It Always Backfires
And I'm Sick Of That Check Engine Light
I Need A New Car

I Replaced All The Cables And Hoses
Had Grease All Over My Face
For A Couple Weekends I Had Parts Thrown All Over The Place
I Put It Back Together Fast
But Now It's Even Worse
Now My Friends Just Laugh
Cause It Only Goes In Reverse

I Need A New Car
Getting To Work's Hard
When You Have To Drive Backwards All The Time
I'd Find A Junkyard And I'd Sell It For Parts
But I Know They Won't Give Me A Dime
I Need A New Car

I Won't Repair Anymore
Now The Dang Transmission's About To Fall Out
The Only Thought That's On My Brain Is The New Car
I Could Be Driving Now

Rumor Is They're Having A Sale Over At The Push Pull Or Drag Car Lot
If I Can Get This Towed Down There I Swear I'll Take Anything They've Got
So With A Credit Line Of $20,000 Plus
No Interest Or Money Down And No More Taking The Bus

I Got A New Car
Looking Like A Big Star
I Don't Care If The Price Is Too High
It's Got A VCR Cruise Control And Onstar
So I Know Where I'm At All The Time
I Got A New Car

He Got A New Car