CHORUS:

I'm A-havin' A Nervous Breakdown

A Mental Shakedown

See My Hands, How They Shiver

See My Knees, How They Quiver

My Whole Body's In A Jitter

I'm A-havin' A Nervous Breakdown



Well, I Went To See My Doctor Just The Other Day

& I've Got To Tell You What The Man Had To Say

Well, He Said, "Hey, Boy, You Just Gotta Slow Down

You Can't Keep A-traipsin' All Over Town

After Givin' You A Physical Check

I've Come To The Conclusion You're A Total Wreck"



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I've Made Up My Mind I'd Better Change My Ways

My Shattered Nerves Have Seen Better Days

No More Girls For A Week Or 2

No More Runnin' 'round With The Usual Crew

No More Movies Or Stayin' Out Late

My Baby Have To Find Herself Another Date



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