If Nature Sold Herself On Layaway


In A Little Town


I Would Be The First In Line


And Buy Myself A Sound


A Waterfall A Tidal Wave Or A Breathing Of The Trees


A Heavy Wind A Thunder Or A Falling Of The Leaves


And I Would Proclaim


I'm The New Proprietor Of A Sound


In A Press Conference Held


Downtown


When The People Would Look At Me


In Distain I Would Simply Tell Them This


At Least You'll Have Someone To Blame For


Ruining Your Weekend


I Would Play Mother Nature


Unlease My Sound At Will


No More Sitting And Waiting


On This Cracked Window Sill


If I Feel Like Love


I Will Shake The Trees


If I'm Consumed In Lonliness Then


I Will Drop The Leaves


And I Would Proclaim


I'm The New Proprietor Of A Sound


In A Press Conference Held


Downtown


When The People Would Look At Me


In Distain I Would


Simply Say Outright


At Least You Have Someone


To Blame For Scaring


The Children In The Night


What If I Call For A Waterfall


Some Light Rain


And Some Other Owner Calls


For A Massive Hurricaine


We'd Have To Be Responsible Users


And Respect The Rules Of God


I'll Just Take A Load Off And


Have To Buy Them All


And I Would Proclaim


I'm The New Proprietor Of A Sound


In A Press Conference Held


Downtown


When The People Would Look At Me


In Distain I Would


Simply Say


At Least You Have Someone


To Blame For A Near Perfect Day