I Pull The Blinds Then I Take My Clothes Off
Dance Around The House Like Nature Boy
My Genitalia And Pectoral Muscles Aren't
Quite What I Would Like Them To Be
But You Don't See Me
No One Can See Me

I Pull My Blinds
Fill Out My Income Tax Form
Pen In Hand I Write So Legibly
I Have My Kitty. His Name Is Allowishus, I Stroke Him
But You Don't See Me
No One Should See Me

I Pull The Blinds
For The Sun Glares Off My Tele And I Find It Quite So Irritating
I Have My Videos-loads Of Ren And Stimpy
Bottom-a Bit Of Pornography
But You Don't See Me
No One Should See Me

I've Been Persecuted Since I Sailed In Through The Door!
And I've Been Known To Sing A Song In 3 And 4 And 5!
And I've Been Gettin My Ass Chewed Out Since The Day I Arrived Here!