Bert: (spoken)
Oh Boy. Oh Boy. It's One O'clock.
The Little Hand's On The One, And The Big Hand's On The Twelve.
You Know What I Say To Myself Every Day At One O'clock?
I Say To Myself, Bert, It's One O'clock Now - Time For One Of The Most Exciting Things I Do Everyday.
It's Time For My Nap.

Sung:
Oh, It's Time For A Nap Now
Time For Resting My Head
Yes, It's Time For A Nap Now
Nice And Comfy In Bed
Feel My Eyes Getting Drowsy
Time For Counting Some Sheep
It's Such A Perfect Time To Get Some Sleep

Ernie: Hi There, Bert. Hey, I've Got A Great Idea For What We Can Do Now, Bert.

Bert: Please Don't Bother Me Now, Ernie

Ernie: How Would You Like To Play Some Ball, Bert?
Wouldn't You Like To Go Outside?
Wouldn't You Like To Play A Game Of Hide And Seek?
You Seek, I'll Hide
(No Thanks, Ernie)
Maybe A Run Around The Block, Bert
Really, It's Such A Lovely Day
And Such A Perfect Time For Us To Go Out And Play
Come On, Are You Ready?

Bert: I'd Really Rather Not

Ernie: Well, Why Not, Bert?

(They Sing Their Parts Overlapping)

You Sure You Don't Want To Come Outside?
I'm Sleepy
Okay, Byebye
Goodnight