Tell Me What You Like, I'll Print It All


You Need Laughs, 'cause You Don't Need Misery


Just Tell Me What You Need, I'll Tell It All


Screw The Facts, I Can Give You Fantasy





Chorus:


My Magazine, I'm Talking About My Magazine...





Just Tell Me What You Want, I Print It All


You Need Help, It's A Sick Society


Just Tell Me What You Need, I Sell It All


Who Needs Friends, I'm Collecting Enemies





Repeat Chorus