You're My Funny Valentine,
Sweet Comic Valentine,
You Make Me Smile With My Heart
You're Looks Are Laughable, Unphotographable
Yet You're My Favourite Work Of Art
Is Your Figure Less Than Greek,
Is Your Mouth A Little Weak
When You Open It To Speak Are You Smart
But Don't Change A Hair For Me
Not If You Care For Me
Stay Little Valentine, Stay

Each Day Is Valentine's Day