My Funny Valentine,

Sweet Comic Valentine,

You Make Me Smile With My Heart.

Your Looks Are Laughable, They're Un-photographable,

But Still, Still You're My Favorite Work Of Art.



Is Your Figure Less Than Greek?

Is Your Mouth A Little Weak?

When You Open It To Speak, Baby, Are You Smart?

Please, Don't Change A Hair For Me

Not If You Care For Me

Stay My Funny Valentine, Stay

Each Day Is My Valentine's Day