Be An Arab
Be A Jew
Be A Boxing
Kangaroo
Beat Yourself
All Black And Blue
I Don't Care

Be A Bleeder
Be A Cancer
A Hemophiliac
Romancer
Be A Crippled Disco
Dancer
Oooh... What A Pair

He's A Model Citizen
I Think I've Got Them Fooled Them Again
He's An Ultra-sweety Guy
And A Master Of Disguise
He's A Model Citizen
Just Keep Believing That My Friends
I'm A Model Citizen

I'm A Model Citizen
I'm A Model Citizen
I'm A Model Citizen
I'm An All American!!!

I'm A Hostage
In A City Of Creeps
They've Got Mercenary Guards
That Watch Me Sleep
They'd Like To Kill Me Slow
Bury Me Deep
In The Heart Of Texas
I'm A Martyr
I'm A Sadist
I Might Be The Saviour Here To Save Us
I'm A Friend Of Sammy Davis, Casually

He's A Model Citizen
I Think I've Got Them Fooled Again
He's An Ultra-sweety Guy
I Won't Let Down My Disguise
He's A Model Citizen
Just Keep Believing That My Friends
I'm A Model Citizen

I'm A Model Citizen
I'm A Model Citizen
I'm A Model Citizen
I'm An All American

I'm A Model Citizen
I'm A Model Citizen
I'm A Model Citizen
I'm An All American