I Could've Been Miss Punta Blanca
I Could've But I Didn't Want Ta
I Think I Could've Been A Winner
If I'd Gone Dancing After Dinner
I Could've Rhumba'd By The Poolside
I Could've Samba'd With The Tour Guide
Instead I Took A Motorcycle Ride
With My Friend Mike
This Guy I Really Like
He Rents The Motorbikes

So Light Me A Cigar My Love
And Tell Me Your Name
(I... I Know Your Name)
Let's...pour Me A Drink Now
Let's Have A Toast To Who We Really Are
And I'll Sing You A Song
Right In Your Ear
On This Beautiful Cuban Moonlit Night
Oh...mm
I Need Another...another Light

I Could've Been Miss Punta Blanca
I Could've But I Didn't Want Ta
I Could've But I Said No Thank Ya
I Said I Didn't Want Ta
Anyways, It Was Ruby Who Won The Contest
And Two Hours Later She Was Passed Out By The Pool