Martins In A Fix, I Don't Know Why (he's A Loser)
He Wears A Little Trilby, Why Oh Why (he's A Loser)
He's Stepping Out With Maureen, I Don't Know Why (he's A Loser)
He's Going To A Party, Why Oh Why (he's A Loser)

And We're Gonna Sort Him Out Real Soon (2)
He's Always Right, He's Never Wrong, Martins In A Fix (2)
La La La La La La Etc

Martins In A Fix, I Don't Know Why (he's A Loser)
He's Mincing Round Boutiques, In Notting Hill (he's A Loser)
He's A Rover He's A Shaker, Why Oh Why? (he's A Loser)
(he's A Loser)