Cheap Is Small And Not To Steep

But Best Of All, Cheap Is Cheap.

Circumstance Has Forced My Hand

To Be A Cut-priced Person

In A Low-budget Land.

Times Are Hard, But We'll All Survive.

I Just Gotta Learn To Economize.

I'm On A Low Budget!

I'm On A Low Budget!

I'm Not Cheap, You'll Understand;

I'm Just A Cut-price Person In Low-budget Land.

Excuse My Shoes They Don't Quite Fit:

They're A Special Offer And They Hurt Me A Bit.

Even My Trousers Are Giving Me Pain

They Were Reduced In A Sale, So I Shouldn't Complain.

They Squeeze Me So Tight So I Can't Take No More!

They're A Size 28, But I Take 34!

I'm On A Low Budget! What Did You Say?

Yeah, I'm On A Low Budget! I Thought You Said That.

I'm On A Low Budget!

I'm A Cut-price Person In A Low-budget Land.

I'm Shopping At Woolworth And Low-discount Stores

I'm Dropping My Standards So That I Can Buy More.

Low Budget Sure Keeps Me On My Toes.

I Count Every Penny And I Watch Where It Goes.

We're All On Our Uppers We're All Goin' Skin.

I Used To Suck Cigars, But Now, I Suck Polo Mints.

I'm On A Low Budget! What Did You Say?

Yeah, I'm On A Low Budget! I Thought You Said That.

I'm On A Low Budget!

I'm A Cut-price Person In Low-budget Land

I'm On A Low Budget!

Low Budget!

Low Budget!

Art Takes Time.

Time Is Money.

Money's Scarce,

And That Ain't Funny!

Millionaires Are Things Of The Past.

We're In Low-budgetville, Where Nothing Can Last.

Money's Rare There's None To Be Found,

So Don't Think That I'm Tight If I Don't Buy A Round.

I'm On A Low Budget! What Did You Say?

Yes, I'm On A Low Budget! I Thought You Said That.

I'm On A Low Budget!

I'm A Cut-price Person In Low-budget Land

I'm On A Low Budget! Say It Again.

Low Budget. One More Time.

Low Budget.