Lovely Rita Meter Maid
Nothing Can Come Between Us
When It Gets Dark I Tow Your Heart Away

Standing By A Parking Meter
When I Caught A Glimpse Of Rita
Filling In A Ticket In Her Little White Book
In A Cap She Looked Much Older
And The Bag Across Her Shoulder
Made Her Look A Little Like A Military Man

Lovely Rita Meter Maid
May I Inquire Discreetly
When Are You Free To Take Some Tea With Me

Took Her Out And Tried To Win Her
Had A Laugh And Over Dinner
Told Her I Would Really Like To See Her Again
Got The Bill And Rita Paid It
Took Her Home And Nearly Made It
Sitting On A Sofa With A Sister Or Two

Lovely Rita Meter Maid
Where Would I Be Without You
Give Us A Wink And Make Me Think Of You

Lovely Meter Maid
Rita Meter Maid
Oh, Lovely Rita Meter, Meter Maid