If I Had A Hammer, I'd Build A House For Two.
And If I Had A Sailing Ship, I'd Take A Trip With You.
And If I Had A Poets Hand, I'd Write A Verse For Thee.
And If I Had The Painter's Touch, On Canvas You'd Be.

But I Don't Have A Hammer
And I Dont Have A Ship
So I Can't Build Your House
And We Can't Take A Trip

And I'll Never Be A Poet
Nor Have The Painter's Grace
So I'll Never Write Your Verse
Nor Emortalize Your Face

And Also I Have Herpes...