You Answered The Phone, Knife Already In Your Hand.

It's So Easy. It's So Easy When I'm Asking For It.

And Didn't I Respond Just The Way You Had Planned?

It's So Easy. It's So Easy...must Be The Catholic In Me.

And If You Think Two Thousand Miles Justifies Your Lying,

Goodbye. Love,

Evil Me.

And Isn't It Romantic, Dear Handsome Hypocrite?

Shit, You're Too Easy. It's So Easy...

Say "hi" To My Sister For Me.

And I'm Not Blind To What They Don't See.

Might Fool Your Friends, But You Don't Fool Me.

If You Think Two Thousand Miles Justifies Your Lying,

Goodbye. Love,

Evil Me

(PS) You're Too Kind. I Only Hope

I've Earned My Title.