Version 1

(A Room With A Washing Machine. As Music Starts, A Man Walks By With A Laundry Basket. A Boy Comes Up, Whacks The Side Of The Machine So It Starts Running, Then He Sings)

Boy: When You're Eating Spaghetti
And It Gets All Over Your Shirt

Little Boy: (coming In) When You're Making Mud Pies
And You Come Home Covered With Dirt

Man: When You Look Like You Live In A Pig Pen
And You Don't Even Know Why

All: (joined By A Young Lady, An Older Lady, And A Lady With Glasses)
When You Look Like Guck From Your Head To Your Toes
Who Knows What To Do With Those Dirty Clothes
Let's Do The Wash!

Glasses Lady: It Makes Your Clothes So Clean

All: Let's Do The Wash!

Little Boy: Just Put 'em In The Washing Machine!

All: I Love To Hear That Soap And Water Slosh

Boy: So Come On, Baby

All: Let's Do The Wash!

(All Swing Their Heads Round And Round, Imitating The Action Of The Washing Machine)

Young Lady: When You're Skippin' Rope
And The Rope Trips Over Your Shoe

Glasses Lady: When You've Got An Ice Cream Cone
And It Drips And It Sticks Like Glue

Older Lady: When You Just Try To Jump A Puddle
And Somehow It Gets On You

All: I Know A Way That I Bet We Could
Get Those Dirty Clothes Lookin' Good
Let's Do The Wash!

Young Lady: It Gets Your Clothes So Clean

All: Let's Do The Wash!

Man: Just Put 'em In The Washing Machine

All: I Love To Hear That Soap And Water Slosh

Older Lady: So Come On, Baby

All: Let's Do The Wash!

(head Swinging Dance Again)

Ooooooooooooo!
Let's Do The Wash!

Glasses Lady: It Makes Your Clothes So Clean

All: Let's Do The Wash!

Little Boy: Just Put 'em In The Washing Machine

All: I Love To Hear That Soap And Water Slosh

Boy: So Come On, Baby

All: Let's Do The Wash!
Do The Wash!
Do The Wash!
Oh......
Yeah!