Grab Your Partner Before You Go
Swing 'em Around To And Fro
Teach Em How To Doe-si-doe
Last Chance For A Dance
Grab Your Partner While You Can
Every Woman, Every Man
Show Them All That You Still Can
Last Chance For A Dance

Last Chance For A Dance
Last Chance For A Dance
Last Chance For A Dance
Last Call For Alcohol
Now's The Time To Take The Plunge
Andy's Doing It On The Drums
Quick Before They Call The Nuns
Last Chance For A Dance
Bobby Does It On The Bass
Staring Out There Into Space
We All Know He's Off His Face
Last Chance For A Dance

Last Chance For A Dance
Last Chance For A Dance
Last Chance For A Dance
Last Call For Alcohol

Tommy Does It On The Ol' Banjo
Fiddler Does It With His Bow
If You Squeeze You'll Let Him Know
Last Chance For A Dance
Go On Give That Box A Squeeze
Play That Thing Between Your Knees
Oh That Boy He's Such A Tease
Last Chance For A Dance

Last Chance For A Dance
Last Chance For A Dance
Last Chance For A Dance
Last Call For Alcohol