Well I Took My Baby To The Carnival
An' I Heard That Barker Yell ( Hey! Hey! )
"Come On An' Win Yourself A Purdy Kewpie Doll,
All You Gotta Do Is Ring The Bell!"
Well I Swung The Hammer Just As Hard As I Could,
An' You Should Have Heard The Wild Applause . . . ( Hooray! )
When "bong" Went The Bell
And The Man Said,
"Well, I Guess The Kewpie Doll Is Yours!"( Yeah Yeah! )

I Said, "Gimmie A Doggie Or A Teddy Bear
Or A High School Banner For My Wall,
'cause I Got Me A Real Live Kewpie Doll
An' She's The Cutest One Of Them All!"

( Kew Kew Kewpie Doll! Kew Kew Kewpie Doll!
Kew Kew Kewpie Doll! Kew Kew Kewpie Doll!)

Ah Then, We Walked Down The Midway
'till We Saw A Crowd An' The Man Said "Try Your Skill,
Five Shots For A Quarter, Make A Duck Hit The Water
An' Give Your Little Baby A Thrill"
Well, My Baby Smiled An' She Kissed Me Once
An' I Felt I Was Nine Feet Tall
Oh! Five Shots Crashed And The Five Ducks Splashed
An' The Man Gave Me A Kewpie Doll!

I Said, "Gimmie A Doggie Or A Teddy Bear
Or A High School Banner For My Wall,
'cause I Got Me A Real Live Kewpie Doll
An' She's The Cutest One Of Them All!"

( Kew Kew Kewpie Doll! Kew Kew Kewpie Doll!
Kew Kew Kewpie Doll! Kew Kew Kewpie Doll!)

Ah Then, My Baby Said, "Honey, Let M Try My Luck
An' Knock The Milk Bottles Off The Shelf!"
You Should Have Seen This Chick, She Was A Dead-eye Dick
Hey! I Couldn't Do It Better Myself!
An' Then My Face Got Red And My Chest Swelled Up
An' My Eyes Bugged Outta My Head
'cause When The Prize Turned Out To Be A Kewpie Doll
This Is What My Baby Said, SHE SAID . . .

"Gimmie A Doggie Or A Teddy Bear
Or A High School Banner For My Wall,
'cause I Got Me A Real Live Kewpie Doll
An' He's The Cutest One Of Them All!"

I Said, "She's The Cutest One Of Them All!"
An' She's The Cutest One Of Them All! ( Kew Kew Kewpie Doll! )
An' She's The Cutest One Of Them All! ( Kew Kew Kewpie Doll! )
An' She's The Cutest One Of Them All!

Words And Music By Sid Tepper
And Roy C. Bennett