Jackie Is A Punk Judy Is A Runt
They Both Went Down To Berlin, Joined The Ice Capades
And Oh, I Don't Know Why Oh, I Don't Know Why
Perhaps They'll Die, Oh Yeah Perhaps They'll Die, Oh Yeah
Perhaps They'll Die, Oh Yeah Perhaps They'll Die, Oh Yeah

Second Verse, Same As The First Jackie Is A Punk Judy Is A Runt
They Both Went Down To Berlin, Joined The Ice Capades
And Oh, I Don't Know Why Oh, I Don't Know Why
Perhaps They'll Die, Oh Yeah Perhaps They'll Die, Oh Yeah
Perhaps They'll Die, Oh Yeah Perhaps They'll Die, Oh Yeah

Third Verse, Different From The First Jackie Is A Punk Judy Is A Runt
They Both Went Down To Frisco, Joined The SLA
And Oh, I Don't Know Why Oh, I Don't Know Why
Perhaps They'll Die, Oh Yeah Perhaps They'll Die, Oh Yeah
Perhaps They'll Die, Oh Yeah Perhaps They'll Die, Oh Yeah