I Left The North
I Travelled South
I Found A Tiny House
And I Can't Help The Way I Feel
Oh Yes, You Can Kick Me
And You Can Punch Me
And You Can Break My Face
But You Won't Change The Way I Feel
'Cause I Love You
Oh ...

And Is It Really So Strange ?
Oh, Is It Really So Strange ?
Oh, Is It Really So, Really So Strange ?
I Say NO, You Say YES
(and You Will Change Your Mind)


I Left The South
I Travelled North
I Got Confused - I Killed A Horse
I Can't Help The Way I Feel
Oh Yes, You Can Punch Me
And You Can Butt Me
And You Can Break My Spine
But You Won't Change The Way I Feel
'Cause I Love You
Oh ...


And Is It Really So Strange ?
Oh, Is It Really So Strange ?
Oh, Is It Really So, Really So Strange ?
I Say NO, You Say YES
(But You Will Change Your Mind)


I Left The North Again
I Travelled South Again
And I Got Confused - I Killed A Nun
I CAN'T HELP THE WAY I FEEL
I CAN'T HELP THE WAY I FEEL
I CAN'T HELP THE WAY I FEEL
(I Lost My Bag In Newport Pagnell)


Why Is The Last Mile The Hardest Mile ?
My Throat Was Dry, With The Sun In My Eyes
And I Realised, I Realised
I Could Never
I Could Never, Never, Never, Go Back Home Again