I Know I'm An Exciting, OK Kinda Guy
I Once Had A Girlfriend
And She Went To Pieces Every Time She Saw Me
This Is The Song I Sang To Her As She Was Falling Apart

(clears His Throat)

I Held Your Hand
And Told You That
I Loved You
You Turned Around And
Walked Right Out The Door
Seems Like Holding Your Hand
Was Not Enough
So I Want To Do Something More

Oh I Want To Hold Your Ear Baby
Wanna Hold It Near Baby
Wanna Hold Your Ear
Until You Hear That
I Love You

And I Want To Hold Your Eyes Baby
Lovely Shape And Size Baby
Want To Hold Your Eyes
So You'll See And Realize That
I Love You

I Wanna Hold Your Nose
I Wanna Hold Your Toes
I Won't Let You Breathe Or Eat
Until You Know The Truth
I Love You

Oh I Wanna Hold Your Hair Baby
Show You That I Care Baby
And It's Only Fair To Tell You
What I Intend To Do
I'm Going To Keep What I Hold Dear
Your Nose
Your Eyes
Your Tooth
Your Ears
And I'm Gonna Hold Them 'till
You Say You Love Me Tooo!