She Was Coming To Town On A Whirlwind Tour And My Baby Just Had To Go.
So I Stood In Line For Sixteen Hours For A Ninety-minute Show.
I Spent Eighty-seven Dollars For Nosebleed Tickets And Another Twenty On A Beer.
It Kinda Looked Like Madonna, But A Whole Lot Smaller: I Couldn't Really Tell From There.
And I Want My Money, I Want My Money Back.
(Gimme My Money Back.)
Well, I Know It's Gone, I Should Move On But That Don't Change The Fact.
(Gimme My Money Back.)
It Just Ain't Right: No Way, Nobody Oughta Do Somebody Like That.
So Where's My Money? I Want My Money Back.

Spent Four Long Years Filling Up My Head With A Higher Education.
Well, They Promised Me The Skills I Need To Improve My Situation.
Forty-five Grand Bought A Long Back Gown And A Tassle On My Hat.
And Now I'm Qualified To Supersize And Say: "Do You Want Fries With That?"

And I Want My Money, I Want My Money Back.
(Gimme My Money Back.)
Well, I Know It's Gone, I Should Move On But That Don't Change The Fact.
(Gimme My Money Back.)
It Just Ain't Right: No Way, Nobody Oughta Do Somebody Like That.
So Where's My Money? I Want My Money Back.

I Know I'm Only Dreaming, Yeah.
I'm Never Gonna See It Again.
But It Doesn't Hurt To Ask.

It Just Ain't Right: No Way, Nobody Oughta Do Somebody Like That.
And I Want My Money, Where's My Money?
Find That Money, 'cause I Need My Money.
Gimme My Money, I Want My Money Back.

Gimme My Money Back.
Gimme My Money Back.
I Want My Money Back.
Gimme My Money Back.