How Glad The Many Millions Of Annabelles And Lillians
Would Be To Capture Me
But You Had Such Persistence, You Wore Down My Resistance
I Fell And It Was Swell

I'm Your Big And Brave And Handsome Romeo
How I Won You I Shall Never Never Know
It's Not That You're Attractive
But, Oh, My Heart Grew Active
When You Came Into View

I've Got A Crush On You, Sweetie Pie
All The Day And Night-time Give Me Sigh
I Never Had The Least Notion That
I Could Fall With So Much Emotion

Could You Coo, Could You Care
For A Cunning Cottage We Could Share
The World Will Pardon My Mush
'Cause I Have Got A Crush On You

Could You Coo, Could You Care
For A Cunning Cottage
That We Could Share
The World Will Pardon My Mush
'Cause I Have Got A Crush, My Baby, On You