Someday Mother Will Die And I'll Get The Money

Mom Leans Down And Says, "My Sentiments Exactly,

You Son Of A Bitch"

I Palindrome I (I Palindrome I)

I Palindrome I (I Palindrome I)

And I Am A Snake Head Eating (snake Head)

The Head On The Opposite Side (snake Head)

I Palindrome I (manonam)

I Palindrome I (manonam)



See That Bulletproof Dress Hanging From The Clothesline

See The Medical Chart With The Random Zig-zag

Now I'll Help It Decide

I Palindrome I (I Palindrome I)

I Palindrome I (I Palindrome I)

And I Am A Snake Head Eating (snake Head)

The Head On The Opposite Side (snake Head)

I Palindrome I (manonam)

I Palindrome I (manonam)

I Palindrome I (manonam)

I Palindrome I (manonam)



"Son I Am Able," She Said "though You Scare Me."

"Watch," Said I

"Beloved," I Said "watch Me Scare You Though." Said She,

"Able Am I, Son."



See The Spring Of The Grandfather Clock Unwinding

(Egad, A Base Tone Denotes A Bad Age)

See The Hands Of My Offspring Making Windmills

(Egad, A Base Tone Denotes A Bad Age)

Dad Palindrome Dad

I Palindrome I (I Palindrome I)

I Palindrome I (I Palindrome I)

And I Am A Snake Head Eating (snake Head)

The Head On The Opposite Side (snake Head)

I Palindrome I (manonam)

I Palindrome I (manonam)

I Palindrome I (manonam)

I Palindrome I (manonam)



Notes

Dial-a-Song Had A Substantially Different Song With The Same Name. This Piece, Which Had A Different Melody And Was Sung By Flansburgh Instead Of Linnell, Goes As Follows:



I Palindrome I

Born On The 5th Of July

One Door Shut, Another One Closed

I Palindrome I



She King Of Brooklyn She

Master Of All She Surveys

Lives A Life Unencumbered By Me

She King Of Brooklyn She



Man, When I Was A Young Man

Not Like I'm Driving A Rocking Chair Now, But

Man, When I Was A Young Man

I Was Free



I Palindrome I

Mister 5th Of July

One Door Shut, Another One Closes For

I Palindrome I



Man, When I Was A Young Man

Not Like I'm Driving A Rocking Chair Now, But

Man, When I Was A Young Man

I Was Free



I Palindrome I

Something Just Fell On My Head

Born On The 5th Of July

I Palindrome I



I Palindrome I

I Palindrome I

Something Just Fell On My Head

Something Just Fell On My Head