I'm Ready, Ready As Anybody Can Be

I'm Ready, Ready As Anybody Can Be

Now I'm Ready For You, I Hope You're Ready For Me



I Got An Axe Handle Pistol On A Graveyard Frame

That Shoot Tombstone Bullets, Wearin' Balls And Chain

I'm Drinkin' TNT, I'm Smokin' Dynamite

I Hope Some Screwball Start A Fight

'Cause I'm Ready, Ready As Anybody Can Be

I'm Ready For You, I Hope You're Ready For Me



All You Pretty Little Chicks With Your Pretty Little Hair

I Know You Feels Like I Ain't Nowhere

But Stop What Your Doin' Baby Come Overhere

I'll Prove To You Baby, That I Ain't No Square

Because I'm Ready, Ready As Anybody Can Be

Now I'm Ready For You, I Hope You're Ready For Me



I Been Drinkin' Gin Like Never Before

I Feel So Good, I Want You To Know

One More Drink, I Wish You Would

I Takes A Whole Lotta Lovin' To Make Me Feel Good

'Cause I'm Ready, Ready As Anybody Can Be

Now I'm Ready For You, I Hope You're Ready For Me