There's A Plasic Stretched Across A Broken Window Pane.
You Gotta Dodge The Pots An' Pans On The Floor When It Rains.
There's A Ten-point Buck On My Livin' Room Wall:
A Squirrel And Two Ducks Are Hangin' In The Hall.
That Hole In My Yard Is A Barbecue Pit:
A Couple Times A Year, We'll Throw A Hog In It.
There's A Four-wheel Drive Parked In My Driveway:
I'm A Proud And Active Member Of The NRA.

Hey, I'm Country: I Was Born And Raised In It.
I'm Country, That's My Kind Of Livin'.
White Beans, Collar Greens, Sweet Tea, Chicken And Dumplin's.
Well, I Get Up Every Mornin' When The Rooster Crows:
I Stay Out Some Nights Until The Cows Come Home.
I'm Dog-runnin', Deer-huntin', Fish-catchin', Cow-tippin',
Hay-balin', Pea-pickin' Country.

Well, There's My Mama In The Rockin' Chair By My Screen Door:
The Red, White, And Blue Hangs Off Of My Front Porch.
There's My Darlin' In The Garden Pickin' Black Eyed Peas:
Kids Are Bouncin' Up And Down On The Trampoline.
My Truck Cost Less Than My Champion 'coon Dog:
My Neck Is Painted Red, By The Grace Of God.
My Kids Say: "Please, Sir, Thank You And Ma'am."
I Ain't What I Ain't, But I Am What I Am.

Hey, I'm Country: I Was Born And Raised In It.
I'm Country, That's My Kind Of Livin'.
White Beans, Collar Greens, Sweet Tea, Chicken And Dumplin's.
I Get Up Every Mornin' When The Rooster Crows:
I Stay Out Some Nights Until The Cows Come Home.
I'm Dog-runnin', Deer-huntin', Fish-catchin', Cow-tippin',
Hay-balin', Pea-pickin' Country.

Yeah, I Get Up Every Mornin' When The Rooster Crows:
I Stay Out Some Nights Until The Cows Come Home.
I'm Dog-runnin', Deer-huntin', Fish-catchin', Cow-tippin',
Hay-balin', Pea-pickin' Country.

Yeah, I'm A-dog Runnin', Deer Huntin', Fish Catchin', Cow Tippin',
Corn-pickin', Cider-sippin', Fight-startin', Kid-raisin',
Wife-lovin', Gun-totin', Hay-balin', Pea-pickin' Country.
Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha.

Yeah, I Guarantee You, I'm Country.
I Ain't Scared To Be Country Neither.