Oh, I Love Trash!
Anything Dirty Or Dingy Or Dusty
Anything Ragged Or Rotten Or Rusty
Yes, I Love Trash

I Have Here A Sneaker That's Tattered And Worn
It's All Full Of Holes And The Laces Are Torn
A Gift From My Mother The Day I Was Born
I Love It Because It's Trash

Oh, I Love Trash!
Anything Dirty Or Dingy Or Dusty
Anything Ragged Or Rotten Or Rusty
Yes, I Love Trash

I Have Here Some Newspaper Thirteen Months Old
I Wrapped Fish Inside It; It's Smelly And Cold
But I Wouldn't Trade It For A Big Pot O' Gold!
I Love It Because It's Trash

Oh, I Love Trash!
Anything Dirty Or Dingy Or Dusty
Anything Ragged Or Rotten Or Rusty
Yes, I Love Trash

I've A Clock That Won't Work
And An Old Telephone
A Broken Umbrella, A Rusty Trombone
And I Am Delighted To Call Them My Own!
I Love Them Because They're Trash

Oh, I Love Trash!
Anything Dirty Or Dingy Or Dusty
Anything Ragged Or Rotten Or Rusty
Yes, I Love, I Love, I Love Trash!