I Don't Like Cities
But I Like New York
Other Places Make Me Feel Like A Dork
Los Angeles Is For People Who Sleep
Paris And London
Baby You Can Keep

[Chorus]
Other Cities Always Make Me Mad
Other Places Always Make Me Sad
No Other City Ever Made Me Glad Except New York
I Love New York [X3]

If You Don't Like My Attitude
Then You Can F Off
Just Go To Texas
Isn't That Where They Golf

New York Is Not For Little Pussies Who Scream
If You Can't Stand The Heat
Then Get Off My Street [repeat]

[Chorus]

I Love New York [repeat]
Get Off My Street [repeat]