Well I Can't Read And I Can't Write

And I Don't Know My Left From Right.



I Can't Tell If The Sun's Gonna Shine

And I Don't Know If You'll Ever Be Mine,

But I'll Make Love To You Any Old Time At All.



I Can't Swim And I Can't Fly,

I Ain't No Fish, Ain't A Bird In The Sky.



Chorus



I Can't Count From One To Ten,

And I Don't Know The Shape I'm In.



Chorus