Bert: I Like To Sing LOUD!

Farley: I Like To Sing Soft

Bert: I Like To Sing LOUD!

Farley: I Like To Sing Soft

Bert: I Like To Sing High!

Farley: I Like To Sing Low

Bert: So Two Good Friends, Me And You

Farley: Each With An Opposite Point Of View

Bert: I Like To Sing Long!

Farley: I Like To Sing Short

Bert: I Like To Sing Lo-o-o-o-o-o-o-ong....

Farley: Ok That's Enough, I Like To Sing Short

Bert: I Like To Sing Good

Farley: And I Do Too

Both: Well Whaddya Know What A Happy Day When Me, Agrees With You.

(They Switch Roles And Sing It Again)