I Bought A Porsche
And I'm Leavin' Grand Rapids
Quit My Job, Quit My School,
Quit This Place
My Mother Cried
My Father Was Fried
Hey, I've Got No Time, Man
I Wanna Say Goodbye To My Babes
I Like Girls

I Dumped Sheila On Thursday
I'll Drop Melissa Today
I'll Kiss Some Tears Off Of Donna
Ask If She'll Call On Shauna
Amanda, And Sandra And Kay
I Like Girls, I Love 'em To Death

Hey Valentino! You Goin' Somewhere?
You Wouldn't Sneak Out On Me, Would You?
What's That A Blond Hair?
He Must Visualize Himself An Errol Flynn

I See Myself A Suave Sophisticated Lover
I'll Meet A Rich Hot Old Hollywood Dame
You See, My Ultimate Goal
Will Be My Life Bein' Told
In A Penthouse Letter That I Can Frame
And Keep At Home.
I Like Girls, I Love 'em, Oh Yeah

New Luggage? Did You Say You Were Going
Somewhere? Oh, Just Out For Some Fresh Air.
Does She Have A Nice Pair?

He Was Swallowed Alive By The Freeway
Turned Into An Ant On Parade
He Bravely Drove Off That Beast
Aimed His Car Back To The East
Why Be A Snack At Home?
I'm A Feast, For The Girls
I Like Girls, I Really Like 'em

Well, Well, Well. Look Who's Back. Run Out Of Gas?
Patty, I Was Just Gonna Call You. Look...
I Left Donna And Shauna
And Katy And Carrie
Melissa And Dena
I Just Didn't Have Any Use For 'em
I Just Want You
Really, No Really, Honest!

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