Livin′ Room
Passin' Time
Talkin′ TrashSippin' Wine
I Need Somethin' More Substantial!

New Deck
Playin′ Cards
I Don′t Like To Work This Hard
I Think I'll Have To Cancel!

I′m Runnin' Outta Time
About To Lose My Mind
I Got The Six
Gimme Your Nine!

Slow Hand On The Clock
Sittin′ Here Like A Rock
I'm Feelin′ So Abnormal!

Pictures In My Magazine
All My Thoughts Are So Obsene
Cover Up That Centerfold!

I'm Runnin' Outta Time
About To Lose My Mind
I Got The Six
Gimme Your Nine!

Look At This!
What A Pair!
She Won′t Let Me Touch Her There
She′s So Discriminating!

This Is Weird
It's Time To Blow
I Just Heard The Rooster Crow
Guess I′ll Have To Spank My Monkey!

I'm Runnin′ Outta Time
About To Lose My Mind
I Got The Six
Gimme Your Nine!

(Owwww, Baaby!)