Here's A Story 'bout The Under-dog.
One Dollar, Five Digits An A Piebald.
A Hundred Million Bucks Ridin' On That Ticket.
Here's What Happens When A Redneck Hits It.
Kick It!.

He Jumped Up An' He Tore Off His Texaco Shirt.
He Didn't Give A Notice, Just Walked Off Work.
Ran Straight To The Bank To Collect His Money...
Says: "I'll Take It In Cash An' Nothin' Bigger Than A Twenty."

Now The Kinfolks Say: "Man, It Don't Make Sense.
"He's Still Livin' With His Mamma But He Won't Pay Rent.
"He Got A High Definition Television In His Trailer.
"He's Rigs In The Trunk For Stealin' Cable From His Neighbour."
Oh Yeah.

Well, He's Hillbilly Rich.
Hillbilly Rich.
Just A Poor Boy Livin' Out In The Sticks.
Well, Look At Him Now, He's Hillbilly Rich.

Now The Farmer Scracthed His Head An' Said: "You Must Be Kiddin'."
When His Tractor's Standin' Still But The Revs A-keep A-spinnin'.
He Got The Front End Bouncin' From The Air-suspension,
A Few Tees In The Bags In Case He Once A-wants Fishin'.

That's Hillbilly Rich.
Hillbilly Rich.
Just A Poor Boy Livin' Out In The Sticks.
Well, Look At Him Now, Man, He's Hillbilly Rich.

[Instrumental Break]
(So, Yeah.)

Well, He's Hillbilly Rich.
Hillbilly Rich.
Just A Poor Boy Livin' Out In The Sticks.
Well, Look At Him Now, Man He's Hillbilly Rich.

Hillbilly Rich.
Hillbilly Rich.
That Boy's Hillbilly Rich.
Hillbilly.

Did I Mention, Dune Dogs, Shotguns, An' Tree Stands.
I Wanna Shoot Something.
Boon Doggy.