I Still Remember
Third Of December
Me In Your Sweater
You Said It Looked Better

On Me, Than It Did You
Only If You Knew
How Much I Liked You
But I Watch Your Eyes, As She

Walks By
What A Sight For
Sore Eyes
Brighter Than A
Blue Sky
She's Got You
Mesmerized
While I Die

Why Would You Ever Kiss Me?
I'm Not Even Half, As Pretty
You Gave Her Your Sweater
It's Just Polyester, But You Like Her Better
Wish I Were Heather

Watch As She Stands With
Her Holding Your Hand
Put Your Arm 'round Her Shoulder
Now I'm Getting Colder

But How Could I Hate Her?
She's Such An Angel
But Then Again, Kinda
Wish She Were Dead, As She

Walks By
What A Sight For
Sore Eyes
Brighter Than A
Blue Sky
She's Got You
Mesmerized
While I Die

Why Would You Ever Kiss Me?
I'm Not Even Half, As Pretty
You Gave Her Your Sweater
It's Just Polyester, But You Like Her Better
I Wish I Were Heather

Wish I Were Heather
Wish I Were Heather

Why Would You Ever Kiss Me?
I'm Not Even Half As Pretty
You Gave Her Your Sweater
It's Just Polyester, But You Like Her Better
Wish I Were