Narrator: A Goat Can Feel Happy
A Goat Can Feel Sad
A Goat Can Feel Wonderful
A Goat Can Feel Mad

Goat: Feel Mad! Feel Mad! Feel Mad!
It Ain't Bad To Feel Mad

N: If Someone Pulled The Hair On His Chin
Would A Goat Say Nothing, Stand There And Grin?

Goat: NO! I Get Mad! I Get Mad! I Get Mad!
It Ain't Bad To Get Mad

N: And What If Someone Gave Him A Fright
Would A Goat Laugh, "Ha, Ha, It's Quite All Right"?

Goat: NO! I Get Mad! I Get Mad! I Get Mad!
It Ain't Bad To Get Mad

N: And What If Someone Does Something Unkind
Would A Goat Pretend He Doesn't Mind?

Goat: NO! I Get Mad! I Get Mad! I Get Mad!
It Ain't Bad To Get Mad

N: And If A Friend Lets Him Down

Pig With Ice Cream Cone: (snorting) Forgot To Bring One For YOU.

N: Would A Goat Say, "No Matter, Don't Worry, I Couldn't Care Less"?

Goat: NO! I Get Mad! I Get Mad! I Get Mad!
It Ain't Bad To Get Mad

N: And In The End Most Folks Are Glad
To Find Out What Makes Him Mad

All: He Gets Mad, He Gets Mad, He Gets Mad.
It Ain't Bad To Get Mad!

Goat: Yeah!