[GUIDO]
I Would Like To Be Here, I Would Like
To Be There,
I Would Like To Everywhere At Once.
I Know That's A Contradiction In Terms,
And It's A Problem, Especially When
My Body's Clearing Forty As My Mind Is
Nearing Ten.

I Can Hardly Stay Up, And I Can't Get To
Sleep,
And I Don't Want To Wake Tomorrow
Morning
At The Bottom Of Some Heap,
But Why Take It So Seriously?
After All, There's Nothing At
Stake Here-only Me.

I Want To Be Young, And I Want To Be
Old.
I Would Like To Be Wise Before My Time
And Yet Be Foolish And Brash And Bold.
I Would Like The Universe To Get Down
On It's Knees
And Say, "Guido, Whatever You Please,
It's Okay. Even If It's Impossible, We'll
Arrange It."
That's All That I Want.

I Am Lusting For More. Should I Settle
For Less?
I Ask You, What's A Good Thing For, If
Not For Taking It To Excess?
One Limitation I Dearly Regret,
There's Only One Of Me I've Ever Met.

I Would Like To Have Another Me To
Travel Along With Myself.
I Would Even Like To Be Able To Sing A
Duet With Myself.

I Would Like To Be Here (Sing Along
With Myself In A Song)
To Be There (Walking Down A Lane Now,
Everywhere)
Everywhere (Everywhere. That's A
Contradiction In Terms. I Want To)
Here (With A Counter-)
Here (Melody In The)
Here (Top Of The Morning To You, Guido)
Guido (Guido)
Guido (Guido)
Guido (Me)
Me (Me).

I Want To Be Proust Or The Marquis De
Sade,
I Would Like To Be Christ, Mohammed,
Buddha
But Not Have To Believe In God,
And You Know I Mean It With All Of My
Heart.
It's The End If Something Important
Doesn't Start.

I Want To Be Young, But I Have To Be
Old.
What I Want Is A Tale Of Sound And
Fury
That Some Idiot Went And Told.
I Would Like The Universe To Get Down
On It's Knees
And Say, "Guido, Whatever You Please,
It's Okay.
Even If It's Ridiculous, We'll Arrange
It."
So Arrange It!

[ALL]
Arrange It!

[GUIDO]
That's All That I Want!