I'm Waiting For A Service, Waiting In Vain. She's Waiting On Another Man, I've No Drink Again. She Flashed Me The Menu, Working Smile On Her Lips. Led Me Just Enough. I Shouldn't Have Tipped. I Soon Learned The Food There Was Crap. The Other One There, I Didn't Give Two Glances. She's In Love With My Soul, She Thinks I'm Attractive. She Forraged A Smile, I Saw The Floor. She Tried Again, I Examined The Ashtray. I Soon Learned, But I Still Make The Mistake Of Eating Where The Food Is Crap.