Donnybrook Between Two Gangsters

And A Bunch Of Merry Pranksters

Two Against A .22,

Well Who D'ya Think Is Gonna Win

That...fight...fight?

Ten Ta One It's The Gangsters,

Those Pranksters They Can't Even Fight!



Gangsters Like Their Knuckles Bloody

Pranksters Spike The Drinks Of Their Buddies



Gangsters Treat Their Ladies Right

And Pranksters Curse Their Chick-less Plight

(Aw Man, There's No Dames)



I'VE GOT ALL THIS HARVARD LSD

WHY WON'T ANYONE FUCK ME ?!?