I Had Lost The 'Family Feud' In The 'Newlywed Game' And My 'Concentration' Was In 'Jeopardy'. Love's 'Wheel Of Fortune' Was Causing Me Pain. I Had Struck Out Behind Doors One, Two, And Three. You Said Sign In Please In The 'Dating Game'. I Was Bachelor #1 I Thought Your Love Was Real. You Said Come On Down, You Just Won A Brand New Start. You Said The Secret Word And I Said 'Let's Make A Deal'.



Chorus: Oh, But Love Was Just A Game To You. The Survey Says It's True And Who Can Name That Song? Would The Real You Please Stand Up 'cause I Have Had Enough Of This Show That You Put On.



I Thought The Price Was Right When You Asked Me 'What's My Line?' And I Said 'I've Got A Secret' But I'll Tell Ya. It's The '$64,000 Question' But Will You Be Mine? I Was Betting It All That I Was Gonna Sell Ya. 'Who Do You Trust?', 'You Bet Your Life' And Be Wrong? 'To Tell The Truth' I Never Thought You'd Give Me The Gong! Instead Of A 'Treasure Hunt' It Was Just A Laugh-a-thon. Just Puttin' Me On, Stringin' Me Along.



Repeat Chorus Twice And Fade.