A Fine Romance, With No Kisses
A Fine Romance, My Friend This Is
We Should Be Like A Couple Of Hot Tomatoes
But You're As Cold As Yesterday's Mashed Potatoes
A Fine Romance, You Won't Nestle
A Fine Romance, You Won't Wrestle
I Might As Well Play Bridge
With My Old Maid Aunt
I Haven't Got A Chance
This Is A Fine Romance

A Fine Romance, My Good Fellow
You Take Romance, I'll Take Jello
You're Calmer Than The Seals
In The Arctic Ocean
At Least They Flap Their Fins
To Express Emotion
A Fine Romance With No Quarrels
With No Insults And All Morals
I've Never Mussed The Crease
In Your Blue Serge Pants
I Never Get The Chance
This Is A Fine Romance