Talking Quietly]
M1: "Ms. Murphy Is Such A Pain, Man."
M2: "We Just Had A Test A Week Ago. Now We Gotta Take Another One Tommorrow. This Sucks!"
M1: "And It Counts For 80 Percent Of Our Grade."
M2: "Well We Better Study Our Butts Off."
M1: "Well We Came To The Right Place, The Ever So Quiet Library."
M2: "Ok, Enough Talking, Let's Study!"
M1: "All Right."
[Turning Pages]

[Heavy Steps]
M2: "Uh Oh"
M1: "Oh No! Fatty McGee Is Coming. We'll Never Get Any Studying Done With Him In The Library."
[Heavy Steps Continue]
M2: "Oh God, He's Taking The Stairs! That Means He's Going To Be Way Out Of Breath!"

[Fatty Whining, Try To Catch Breath]
M1: "Oh No, He's Going To Sit With Us."
Fatty: [Annoying Whining Voice] "Hey Fellas, Studying For The Big Test?"
M1: "Uh, Yes Fatty, We Were."
Fatty: [Still Trying To Catch Breath] "Great! I'll Join Ya."
[Fatty Pulls Out Chair And Falls Into It, Still Whining Horribly]
M2: "Hey Fatty, Why Don't You Go To The Bathroom 'till You Catch Your Breath?"
Fatty: "No, No, I'm Catching It!"
[Fatty Continuing To Whine And Snort]
M1: "Ok, Ok Fatty, But Try To Keep The Wheezing Level Down, We're Trying To Concentrate."
Fatty: [Continuing To Wheeze And Whine Louder] "Sure, No Problem."
M1: "Oh Man."
Fatty: [Still Snorting And Whining Loudly] "This Test Counts For Eighty Percent Of Our Grade, You Know."
[Whining Continues Even Louder]
M1: "Yes Fatty, We Know, We Just Said That."
[Wheezing Continues A Little Softer]
M2: "Fatty! Please Keep It Down!"

[Fatty Makes Snoring/whining Sounds]

M2: "Is He Sleeping!?"
M1: "No, It's His Deviated Sceptum. Seriously Fatty, Keep The Breathing Down." [Snoring Stops, More Weird Noise Starts]
M2: "Ahh Geez Fatty, What's Wrong With You!?"
Fatty: [Pausing, Snorting] "I'm Trying."
[Whining Continues]
M1: "Fatty, You Know What's Going To Happen! Stop Breathing So Heavy! Please We Gotta Study!"
[Whining Gets Higher And Higher Until It's Continuous]
M2: "Oh No, That One's Going To Do It!"

[Fire Alarm Sounding, Fire Trucks Honking Their Horns, Sirens Reeling]
M2: "Fatty, The Fire Department Thinks The Fire Alarm Went Off Again!"
Fatty: [Continuing His LOUD Annoying Whine] "I'm Sorry!"
Fireman Ray: "Fire! Man The Building!"
M1: "Sorry Fireman Ray, It's Not The Fire Alarm."
Fireman Ray: "Fatty McGee, Is That You Again!?"
Fatty: [Stillin Whining Annoyingly] "Yes." [Snort] "Sorry." [Snort]
Fireman Ray: "Didn't We Tell You Not To Take The Stairs Anymore!?"
Fatty: [Whiney Voice] "But I Like The Stairs!"
Fireman Ray: [annoyed] "Why!?"
Fatty: [Still Whining Horribly] "They're Fun!"
Fireman Ray: "Oh Fatty McGee, You're The Fattest!"
[Everyone Laughing At Stupid Joke]
[Raspberry]