Spotcheck Billy Got Down On His Hands & Knees


He Said "Hey Momma, Hey Let Me Check Your Oil Alright?"


She Said "No, No Honey, Not Tonite,


Comeback Monday, Well You Comeback Tuesday, Then I Might."





I Said Juanita, My Sweet Juanita, What Are You Up To?


My Juanita. I Said Juanita, My Sweet Taquita,


What Are You Up To? My Juanita.





Well, I Dont Want Nobody Who Wont Die For Dance.


Dont Throw Me No Speed Cars Cause I Die Tryin.


Throw Me Line, Throw Me A Dime.


Cause Theres A Fat Man In The Bathtub With The Blues.


I Hear You Moan, I Hear You Moan--moan





Billy Got So Sad, Dejected, Put On His Hat And Started To Run.


Runnin Down The Street And Yellin At The Top Of His Lungs


"All I Want In This Life And Time Is Some Good Clean Fun,


All I Want In This Life And Time Is Some Hit And Run!"





I Said Juanita, My Sweet Juanita, What Are You Up To?


My Juanita. I Said Juanita, My Sweet Taquita,


What Are You Up To? My Juanita





Well I Put My Money In Your Meter Baby So It Wont Run Down,


But You Got Me In A Squeeze Play On The Cheesey Side Of Town.


Throw Me Line, Now Show Me A Sign.


Cause Theres A Fat Man In The Bathtub With The Blues


I Hear You Moan, I Hear You Moan, Yea