GO ! !



It's So Easy To Cultivate

All The Fat Cells In My Body

I Like To Feed On Cholesterol Man

(Aaah Aaaah Aaaah)



I Don't Care When In My Couch

Eating Junk Food And Watching TV

I Become The King Of All Men

(Aaah Aaah Aaah)



All My Friends Have Abandonned Me

So I Bought A Bigger TV

(Oooh Oooh Oooh Oooh

Oooh Oooh Oooh Oooh)



I Think Guinness Tried To Contact Me

I'm As Lazy As You Can Be

(Oooh Oooh Oooh Oooh)



It's So Easy To Cultivate

All The Fat Cells In My Body

I Like To Feed On Cholesterol Man

(Aaah Aaaah Aaaah)



I Don't Care When In My Couch

Eating Junk Food And Watching TV

I Become The King Of All Men

(Aaah Aaah Aaah)



All My Friends Have Abandonned Me

So I Bought A Bigger TV

(Oooh Oooh Oooh Oooh

Oooh Oooh Oooh Oooh)



I Think Guinness Tried To Contact Me

I'm As Lazy As You Can Be

(Oooh Oooh Oooh Oooh)



I Don't Mind Being All Alone...

(I Really Wish My Friends Would Call Me... )

I Like Myself The Way I Am...

(If Only I Could Loose A Little Weight... )

I Don't Need You To Pity Me

(Could You Help Me Pick Up My Wallet ? )

I Feel Fine Now I Really Do...

(I'm Depressed Should I Kill Myself Now ? )



I'm Sick Of Me(x2)



I'm Sick Of Having To Buy

Two Seats When I See A Movie

I Haven't Seen My Feet In Years

YEEEEAAAAHHHH ! !

YEEEAAAHH ! !



GO ! !